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:D Quite nicely!
QE loves snug puguin headgear

(Mon 21st May 2018, 0:27, More)


(Fri 18th May 2018, 20:14, More)

Carpet bombing--for those who've never heard of it

(Sun 8th Apr 2018, 12:56, More)

we don't want to start another cow thread do we? How about a dog thread.
(I just discovered mine can't chew with his ass engaged)

(Mon 2nd Apr 2018, 13:16, More)

As seen on "Boring TV Flops"

(Sat 24th Mar 2018, 0:03, More)

(Fri 2nd Mar 2018, 12:19, More)

Baffling code appears overnight
Space aliens sent mysterious warning or something, say scientists

(Sun 25th Feb 2018, 15:54, More)

prolly bindun so I didn't bother with many watermarks

(Tue 6th Feb 2018, 6:23, More)

occupational hazard

(Mon 29th Jan 2018, 20:01, More)

Shabitat For Humanity

John casually inspects the fireplug, placed strategically it seems, to protect the nearby pile of rubbish.
(Fri 26th Jan 2018, 12:17, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Overheard secrets

My mother the typist
My sister asked Mom to type a recipe for her because she (Sis) was busy doing something else.

Sis: "It's a short recipe and it won't take you long."
Mom: "I would, but I have to leave in just a few minutes."
Sis: "Okay,I guess I'll have time to type it myself"
Mom: "Besides, I'm a hunt-'n'-pecker."

I left, cackling to myself, knowing full well that I could trick Mom into using that expression in front of people who would roar out loud.

I did--she did--and they did--loud and long :)
(Sun 28th Aug 2011, 6:46, More)