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I've bought a cow and I have called it 'Boris'

(Thu 15th Jun 2017, 12:30, More)


(Tue 13th Jun 2017, 15:04, More)


(Tue 13th Jun 2017, 12:58, More)


(Wed 7th Jun 2017, 15:25, More)


(Fri 12th May 2017, 10:53, More)


(Tue 2nd May 2017, 15:17, More)

Watch your toes

(Mon 20th Mar 2017, 16:09, More)

Not with three he ain't!

(Mon 20th Mar 2017, 11:24, More)

As it's my B3taday...

(Fri 3rd Mar 2017, 10:19, More)

Star Feck

(Mon 9th Jan 2017, 12:39, More)

Best answers to questions:


I was in the local when two arseholes started having a 'go at each other. The harmless banter got rather more and more heated. This of course developed to the 'outside...NOW' threat. Outside they went and a few of us went to watch the 'scrap'. After a few minutes of blows being exchanged, it was quite obvious that one of them was gaining the 'upper hand. As the chap's nose got bloodier, the one who was winning asked 'Have you fuckin' 'ad enough yet?' 'Don't know' came the rply, 'I've never been in a fight before?'
(Mon 18th Mar 2013, 16:01, More)

» What Makes You Cry?

Marley & Me
I mean seriously, cry? No. I bawl my eyes out. I look like I've had a shit in Mike Tyson's kettle and he's caught me doing it the day after.
(Fri 8th Aug 2014, 9:57, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Well, there I was doing a self-portrait, can't for the life of me remember why. It was in my first job and I'd just finished then in walks one of the admin ladies, takes a look at the picture then at me, then (Gawd bless her) she says "Ooh, a self-portrait!"

"Mmmm, I said."

"Did you draw it?" Came the reply...

(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 14:27, More)