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They say love is all you need
But try fucking one cashier for free groceries and suddenly you're a bad person
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 21:27, Reply)
see - this is the knida stuff you really ought not to mention when down the job centre

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 21:33, Reply)
At least you could have waited until you were both out back behind the bins, rather than forcing Bejam to close one of their checkouts

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:10, Reply)
Are you kidding?
Bin smell is one thing I can't stand
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:17, Reply)

+ flash us yer
in sm is on thing I can't sta
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:30, Reply)
I might normally be annoyed
But I was just looking for air freshener and found a litre of bacardi. See you bitches when I sober up.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:18, Reply)
i wish my kitchen cupboards were as magic as yours

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:26, Reply)
My sister's cupboards

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:29, Reply)
i wish my sister was as magic as yours

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:40, Reply)
#infest

(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 0:36, Reply)
I knew that was the real reason mum went to Iceland

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:14, Reply)
Those king prawn rings don't buy themselves, you know

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:16, Reply)