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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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....dear Wife. That smashed photo frame in our living room from a year ago, which somehow occurred when you were out on the raz with a few mates and I was stuck in the house wasn't the result of the cat chasing a fly, like I said it was.

It was the result of me getting drunk and watching Star Wars A New Hope on dvd while swinging the kitchen broom around my head, pretending to deflect laser fire from a training drone.

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54, closed)
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:03, closed)
I just hope no punishment was meted out on the cat.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:09, closed)
No thankfully
he was only a few months old at the time and the missus worshipped the arse he so effortlessly licks. That's partly why I blamed the little furry twat lol
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:13, closed)
i blame you for being jelouse of the cats anal licking prowes and in a fit of rage and impotent ineptidue
broke the frame to blame the moggy
but have a click for owning up to feline anal envey
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:12, closed)
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