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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Last!
I'll never be frist, this was worth a try…
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Yul Brynner is chasing me like some kind of robot
Westworld problem
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)
First!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)
wanted
My very humorous condom story to come last.

Sadly not.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)
What do I win?
Edit: bugger all.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:29, Reply)
not last.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Last
Damn you all.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
Rolled some German sausage up in a flag, then couldn't get them out
Würst furled problem
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Last

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)
Last.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:17, Reply)
Last lol

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)
What the hell?
I leave the office for two hours and when I get back, QOTW has turned into an aspie /talkfest with two entire pages of shit puns.

Do you see what happens when QOTW is not closed on time? DO YOU SEE?

P.S. for Prof. Kenny Martin: your excellent fish-fingered pun is a notable exception to the above.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:13, 4 replies)
33% of my penis stays flaccid
First third problem
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)
I pissed in a sauna.
It was a boiling piss problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:07, Reply)
I was nearly throttled by my Mink stole in a high wind
Yep! Furs twirled problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Funions
My last onion was rotten, unbeknownst to me.
My curry was ruined.

Fuck onion.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)
I feel bad for PKM.
He made a winning comment, which no-one saw, because it's crap pun time.

Feast your eyes on the fantastic joke.

b3ta.com/questions/firstworldproblems/post1554036
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:22, 2 replies)
waa bankers
etc.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)
It takes sacrifices to win a woman's love.
At least that's what the witchdoctor told me.

So if I want a cursed girl probe time, he gets my goat.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:12, 1 reply)
A Cooking Story
Once upon a time, a hungry man tried cooking a stew. But he burnt it, had no ingredients left and had to give up. Then his wife appeared in the kitchen, and said: "For stew, all the problems"
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
A friend went to hospital and everyone around him had accidents.
Nothing to do with him, it was a cursed ward problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)
thing is
the last post is pointless

you can neither gloat nor report that you won...

its pretty pointless
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:09, 3 replies)
Wwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
I'll never be last.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
ill just add this
....
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I have now run out of anything remotely sounding like "first world problem".
I'm hungry and my iPad is running out of batteries.
That is a first world problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Was visiting Amsterdam a few years ago and came accross a place famous for been frequented by a James Bond actor.
Was Moore's old pot den.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I shouldn't complain about the bathroom floor I suppose.
It was the floors sold back then.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Wear clean socks or you'll get
Foot smell problems.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Gah, my feet are cold now I've been to the bathroom.
It's a floor's cold problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)

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