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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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This winter was way too cold
Frosty world problems.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I had a seasonal job selling revolving Xmas trees...
which were of poor quality, leading to firs twirled problems.
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Bloody Nazis
All over the bloody planet singing their bloody marching songs. That was a Horst Welt Problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
a mate of mine had a cat called Blem
who wore his fur in a curly cat perm.

The local cats all thought this was terribly de rigur and supported the cat coiff, so they they wore their fur twirled pro Blem
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Woof
A dog with really long hair got stuck in a hurricane. That was its furs twirled problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Took ages to get a sticky bud out of my long haired cat's fur.
It was a fur's twirled problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
The temporary repair on my car's silencer has just failed. I've got an exhaust weld problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I never got first on QOTW.
It was a first word problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:26, 1 reply)
I tried to use a popular MMORPG.
But I had no idea what I was doing and my character was shit.
It was a first World of Warcraft problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Fun at the Fair
I was drinking a slushee on the roundabout when it flew out of my hand. That was my thirst whirled problem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
My head got put in the toilet when I was a kid.
I got poo in my hair.
It was a first swirled problem...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Must be last by now

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Hey guys! We forgot to do the "terrible pun" thing!

So, I was working for a marketing company, and we had the unenviable task of marketing furs. We tried twisting them up into sculptures, so we could call them art. But when we looked at the photos, there was a hair in the gate.

That was a Furs Twirled PR Blem(ish)

aythangyow
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Now I wet my pants waiting for QOTW to end.
That's a first world problem right there.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This QOTW has gone on too long.
Wwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Can I go home now
edit admitted
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Not this one either.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
nope

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Fir....last
just in case...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Pah, I have to go toilet soon.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Not yet :-(

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Next goal winner!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Wanna bet?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Nope.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
L A S T...

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Noooooo!
This was my idea and I've lost.
I'm taking my ball home.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
try last - and first in the next?
got to be impossible, surely?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
oh goody
a new game
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I know.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Damn!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

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