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This is a link post SpaceX Iridium launch from Vandenburgh
Launched at dusk into high-altitude sunlight so you can see the whole exhaust trail, RCS puffs, and boost-back burns.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't these things go straight up?

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post because to achieve orbit you need to be going very fast sidewys.
The trouble with orbit isn't so much it's high up, but that it's moving at huge speed relative to the ground
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Fame Gails I made this!

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post Bootsy explains everything
Or at least 'One!'
GC 2010 & 2014 - it's a slow sunday - how many fucks should I give.
Props to original posters.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It would take many GC before this became unwelcome
But my god Rockschool was lame
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He makes it looks so easy.

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This is a link post "I couldnt give a fuck if the whole street collaspecl"

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This is a normal post I pay road tax ergo I own the road in front of my house.
I hope the writer of this note parks exactly no where else (except in Tesco disabled bays. obs)
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the woman in question not understand how ambulances work?
Generally the things do bugger off after a short while, because, you know, they have to take people to hospital.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to think that they have a blacklist of addresses...

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "Sorry, we tried to make an emergency visit but your car was parked outside"
Please come to your nearest A&E department for treatment but leave at least 24 hours before arriving.

One of my neighbours took exception to a car parked outside their house - I heard some shouting in the night and stuck my head out of the front door, only to see them come back out of their house and run a key down the side of the car. I took great pleasure in passing details to the owner of the car, but as far as I know the offender's dad ended up paying the repair bill.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not my dad.

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it weird people think someone else has 'no right' to park outside their house
neither do they, they don't own that patch of street
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Sir Jimmy Savile OBE has his dream to sing on TV fulfilled by a Japanese lady called Kazuko in 1989
She also interviews him about living in a caravan, wearing tracksuits, knowing important people and charity work. At one point he seems to forget how to speak English. Later on, Sir Jimmy threatens to kill the audience before performing his own version of "It's Long Way To Tipperary" ("It's a long way to the North of England"). This is the interview and show that Louis Theroux wishes he made.

There are a few clips of Kazuko's Karaoke Klub on Youtube, a show that I was somehow unaware of before today. I thought this one (which also features Spike Milligan KBE) would be of the most interest to B3ta. I did consider the Jonathan King episode too, however he sings "The Sun Has Got His Hat On" including the now often forgotten line about 'negros' which as everyone knows is lacist.

A good show. Television was better in those days, or worse, it's difficult to tell.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post BTW
Your linky for the Karaoke Klub goes to the Wiki page of the Klu Klux Klan (just saying)
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is probably a joke that jeffrey44 has made that only jeffrey44 will find funny
Jeffrey44 is a bit like that.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you say 'Jeffrey44' so much?
KKK
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post We now know that Savile was the utter scum of the earth but even if that's forgotten..
..don't you find him incredibly irritating? He had a poisonous mix of stupidity and grandiosity.

In fact, he couldn't have been more irritating if he'd been an anally incontinent bad driver gobshite with a hypnotically pulsating double chin whose guts you, Jeffrey44, hate. Fortunately such a person doesn't exist.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post 10,000 creampies
It all starts when a chick takes one to the ass and face.

Soon escalates. The fat dude is pretty hardy and doesn't rest on his laurels.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that bit at the end where the lady lifts her leg is actually very pervy
youtu.be/aHY5SM0YFv0?t=210
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Creampie...

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post God, I just watched it again and some white spoodge
falls from between her legs.

That's an odd scene.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Some excellent iterations
of the classic 'I've been hit by a custard pie' shot.
Hit. beat beat. Mouth opens. beat, wipe both eyes with hands and flick wrists in front. no beat. Look for pie.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post Baby goat
Fluffy
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post In other goat news:
wgntv.com/2018/02/17/man-arrested-for-feeding-cocaine-and-whiskey-to-goat/
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey

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This is a normal post 'The goat is in good condition and available for adoption'

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
I know someone that wants a goat. I will let her know.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Better tell her it has expensive tastes.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes, as in they will eat ANYTHING
whenever my family needed to clear any overgrown land we'd borrow a goat, attach it to the ground it (with a long chain, they'd eat anything else) and then they'd eat everything in a circle of the tethering point leaving pristine ground - then you move the tether and they start again. One started eating my little sister's jumper, while she was wearing it. They are cantankerous, ravenous and funny so I like goats. Shame I don't like the meat.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you milk it?

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Naah
it was just a biological lawn-mower/strimmer/waste-disposal-unit/wood-chipper

We checked on it from time-to-time but mostly we just let it get on with it.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "I come to B3ta for all my goat news"

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "You herd it here first."

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not me by any stretch of your imagination

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post It's my b3ta birthday, and also my real birthday weekend.
So, have my favourite tune, ever. It's brunch with bottomless mimosas for me today. Huzzah!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 5:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy smallest emirp!

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candles!
This link brings back happy, but pleasantly vague, memories of some messy times.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Super candles you lovely bastard

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice tunes. And happy cndl3s!1!!

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This is a normal post Happy day
Always liked Eat Static..how about this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DP2c4J27Ek
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy cake day
And bloody hell Eat Static, takes me back to my skool dayz.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles
Good choice of tune. My personal favourite off that album is Area 51.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles
Good track tooo - I had in on a "top tunes" tape I made for my car back in the 90s, remember bombing it about to this out of my tinny vauxhall cavalier speakers
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post HC!
Seen ES numerous times over the years...
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 13 years of enlightenment and niche learning
B3ta is good for somethings atleast
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post candle tov!

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!
Also love me some Eat Static.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy wax, Candlemonster

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!

And yay!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post Possibly the best cutscene in a computer game ever.

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The person who made that got home from work that day
His wife asked him how his day went and he said "nailed it".
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:04, Reply)
This is a link post Gender swapping skills
Skilled at swapping genders via the miracle of Photoshop
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Photoshop-> FaceApp and POTO
Apparently mobile.twitter.com/gerard_k/status/964469307555110913
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I quite fancy Harold Wilson. Bitch knows what she wants and she's gonna smoke until she gets it.
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This is a normal post I'd have hugged cameron if s/he was wearing a hoodie
I'd have shot the fucking husky though - don't want that howling down in the kitchen out of sync with howling upstairs.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Antoinette "Toni" Blair
is slightly Milf.

And you can see that "Call Me" Davina Cameron is a right goer.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to me that Gordon should have been born a woman

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Alton Towers New Wicker Man Ride
www.twitter.com/ThemeParkWW/status/964434097392275456
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The gaping peasants are nothing new at alton towers

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This is a normal post Bet it costs an arm and a leg tho.

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post suites me then, i already made the first payment

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't that a medievel porn flick?

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
It's real. Forty years late but real...
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks rather good.
It would make me vomit after 30 seconds, but it's pretty.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they set fire to it with a carload of virgin punters to ensure they meet budget in the next fiscal year?

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This is a link post Look away now, it's men in boxer shorts singing Saturday. I'll go second.

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post and apparently last.

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you sulking?

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3-6E3h--DA
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This is a normal post Closest I could think of, wrong type of underpants...
youtu.be/zpaVf_fSXoQ
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This is a normal post You pass with flying colours.

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post Angel from Montgomery. I made this!
As if its not enough to sing my heart out for your entertainment in my boxer shorts, you'll probably want me to stick around and call Trump a willy!!
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Courtney Barnett - Nameless, Faceless
A song and video by this young Australian lady.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Ice Queen has gone arse over tit again
And for once she can't blame the nasty foreigners..
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This is a normal post I look forward to the snivelling interview.

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This is a normal post Elise Christie was left in floods of tears after falling in Tuesday's 500m speed skating final , according to The Mail Online

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This is a normal post Well now she can add going arse over tit in the 1500m semifinals to her list of achievements

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This is a normal post will it become an olympic sport?
she could win a medal with that performance, or maybe she would fail to crash and actualy cross the line?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is barely a sport
This is why in sprint events on the track they separate the competitors. They can't make decisions fast enough, can't avoid trouble and can lose medals through other people's mistakes. Pretty impossible to stay at the top because one error by anyone can knock you out (literally)
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This is a link post Society on brink of collapse in Gloucestershire
Possibly the most Cheltenham headline I've ever seen.
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This is a normal post I quite enjoyed that

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This is a normal post Vehicle - road discipline needs to be instilled at an earlier age
All infants should be subject to a practical/multiple choice test before access to their first tricycle/battery car/scooter. The sheer bloodymindedness is appalling.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This is nothing compared to junction 9 of the M60 on a Saturday afternoon, or so I'm told. If only...

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That can be sticky, but even worse is trying to get past junction 3 of the M56 every fucking night.
We need to nuke Stockport so the good people of Manchester can be home in time for the 6 o'clock news.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And a win for the people of Stockport

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a highly developed theory of town planning which may be of interest.
1. Good bye the bypass
2. Hallo the 'Smash Through'

That's basically it at the moment but most of the places *I* bypass could happily be smashed straight fucking through. And Stockport, for all I know is a prime example.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hell yes
Worthing can only be massively improved with a six-lane smash-through.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
-lane smash-through megaton airburst
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh, this account makes Ballard's "High Rise" look pretty tame

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should mention...
A hawkwind possibility
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY1h1SACdqc
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post When civilisation falls, it shall not be through war or economic collapse
It'll start in Cheltenham Spa railway station.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post And I looked, and behold a wax jacket:
and his name that sat within was Jeff, and Hell followed with him.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Phil Norris, no copy to file resorts to desparate story
I think I can trump this story several dozen times in various car parks in the UK.

Looking forward to his follow up piece on people at bus stops jumping the queue : IT'S SODOM AND GOMORRAH HERE AT CHELTENHAM SHOPPING CENTRE
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post Compilation of people (quite rightly) losing their shit watching the falcon heavy booster landings

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post this is why i kinda prefer it when they burst into balls of flame

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still waiting for
the footage of the centre core pancaking 100m from the barge. Assuming they can recover that it'll be amazing.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post How do i alter the url to get the preview?
(I can never remember and it's not in the faq)
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Me neither
I just look at the url of any other yt link on the page and use it as an example.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll remember that trick thanks

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Remove the s from the http:
Also change m.youtube to www.youtube
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Winner, thanks.
altho curiously it won't let me save the changes i make to the url now.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes unfortunately you can't edit the title
.. and there is a weird convention of b3tans going nuts if you "thread delete" by deleting and resubmitting.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I wouldn't want to trigger a flounce

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I Think the FAQ needs an update

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake CGI!
There is no space, the moon is cgi made out of Disney characters, flerf!
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright David!

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I read it in YouTube comments, why would they lie!

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Ripped Horse makes use of his Gym Membership I made this!

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This is a normal post board is that way <---

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Seamless

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking idiot

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 8:14, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Bike Rush I made this!
I'M ONLY 1 HOUR AND FORTY TWO MINUTES LATE!

The later I post, the drunker I get...
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I like games, like Pako, where surviving for a minute is a victory
But Pako makes me want to order Pakora.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pako looks very very neat!
I have added it to my "to play" list!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 1:37, Reply)

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