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[challenge entry] This way up
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# ok, I'm stuck on a theme....eh ;(
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# Ba-dum
*toink*
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:12, Reply)
# I think this should win a BAFTA
Which I am watching now

3 billboards is gonna clean up I feel
EDIT:5 for 3 billboards
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:25, Reply)
# You mean the British finally have film and television?
Just wait 'til you get color :D
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:34, Reply)
# *ahem*
u
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:42, Reply)
# Where I'm from, playful picking on someone is a sign of good will :)
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:48, Reply)
# :D
The new Blade Runner won special fx
Thought Star Wars would have taken that?
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:51, Reply)
[challenge entry]
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# monkey bar
:D
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# bro do u even fucklift
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# LOL
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# MAD GAINS
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# looks a little like that flanbase dude
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:02, Reply)
#
Erm ...
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:04, Reply)
# Now that you mention it


it does like that friend of Freebase, doesn't it?


Maybe it's just a humorous coincidence though.
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:12, Reply)
# I think it's the overbite
If he squinted the eyes he'd be a lot closer. Here's the only example I have of Flanbase (in ShockJaw's beer)
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# That is a good example of Flanbase
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# Racist
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# Who is this guy, I see his face a lot here
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[challenge entry] :)
gymnastics animals

gymhorse
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#


BEWARE
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#
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#
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# brings back tearful memories
we were too poor to afford a Christmas tree, so we had to light up our donkey.

(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:05, Reply)
# Christmas donkeys > any type of christmas tree

but < christmas cactus
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:14, Reply)
# Try riding a Christmas cactus
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# I tried it once
Felt a bit of a prick
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:52, Reply)
# feeling a prick, even a bit of one, might get you labeled :P
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# BEWARE
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# splits are notable
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# more banjo maybe?
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# FULL'S CREEN
?
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# bah! ;p
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# Safety first
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# Cheese!
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# that wails!
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#
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# that's the Abbey Road crossing
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#
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# heheh good job :D
EDIT: but why are they crossing it? Think they are making an album?
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:16, Reply)
# :)
old cheesy
(, Sun 18 Feb, 20:13, Reply)
# more like yolk amirite
(, Sun 18 Feb, 22:18, Reply)
[challenge entry] mantis are surprisingly good at weightlifting
and yes, i really am that bored.
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:03, Reply)
# He 'preys' it won't fall on his little head
EDIT: here's food (for the mantis, Smash--the mantis)
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:34, Reply)
# oof!
is the sound i imagine him to make

EDIT: i'm full of chicken anyway :D
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:36, Reply)
# that's a polite way of putting it :P
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#
chicken cock?
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:55, Reply)
# THAT COCK MAY NOT HAVE BEEN FULLY COOKED
woah, capslock
(, Sun 18 Feb, 17:02, Reply)
#
capslock spatchcock
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# Can you stop shouting about cock pls, my grandson might be reading
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# *Thinks of the children*
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# *yewtrees*
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# Dere's only tree of us cos of your fake account...
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# I must confess to having never stepped one foot inside a gym
so will take you word for it
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:46, Reply)
# i have been to the gym about 7 times
got into circuit training with a friend but only went until the free trial ran out
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:54, Reply)
# You're a braver woman than me
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# i found out that the weight set on the leg machine(i don't know what it's called) had been set by a proper athlete
i told them that my legs had to cart the rest of my fat carcass round, so of course they were bloody strong!
(, Sun 18 Feb, 17:24, Reply)
[challenge entry] legwarmers aren't so cheap when you have to buy them in bulk
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# did you knit those smash?
(, Sun 18 Feb, 15:34, Reply)
# no, i don't do legwarmers
they were tragic in the 80's and even more so now
(, Sun 18 Feb, 15:36, Reply)
# leg warmers but no underpants.....*shocked*
(, Sun 18 Feb, 15:46, Reply)
# wherever you be, let your thorax go free
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# I think it's a hammer - not an ax
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# silly person.
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# It's not a hammer, it's a VW
(, Sun 18 Feb, 19:43, Reply)
[challenge entry] I'm bored of this compo already :(
shiotcompo
on the plus side I can complete the brexit bus game in 54 seconds now
(, Sun 18 Feb, 12:53, Reply)
[challenge entry]
antlift
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# Approx. 600 Compo entries for Zombie challenge back in 2004
--struggling to get 15 entries on the current challenge
(, Sun 18 Feb, 14:26, Reply)
# this saddens me
is it lack of b3tans or lack of decent image challenges?
(, Sun 18 Feb, 15:13, Reply)
# It would have to be overall posting membership
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# ^stats king
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# yeah...scary science and all that
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# Both
Needs 'Fish with eyebrows' compo
'Zombie fish with eyebrows' compo
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:26, Reply)
# More cowbell wouldn't hurt
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# Can't argue with that
(, Sun 18 Feb, 17:04, Reply)
# Bit of both.
Good ones will get 4 or 5 pages, and images sometimes still go viral via the Twitter feed.

The thing I always find interesting is that what does well here and what does well on Twitter is pretty different. Political stuff here rarely goes down as well as silly stuff, and vice-versa.
(, Sun 18 Feb, 17:44, Reply)
# I think it's too easy to acquire feelings of hostility on sites which permit or
encourage polltical expression. Silliness, on the other hand, can seem to foster positive feelings. Just sayin'
(, Sun 18 Feb, 18:41, Reply)
# *blows sad trumpet*
(, Sun 18 Feb, 15:19, Reply)
# How did you know that's what he calls it...?
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# has everything been done before?
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# Simpsons did it
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[challenge entry] do you even lift bro?
doyoueven
(, Sun 18 Feb, 13:41, Reply)
# Investors wanted
How odd...I used this same forklift last night

(, Sun 18 Feb, 14:04, Reply)
# you missed a trick...
...ls18
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# dam'd if I didn't!
(, Sun 18 Feb, 14:40, Reply)
# Needs more blubber
Taxi for Fat Tory Cunt Eric Pickles
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# FUCK
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# Hey mediocre I got your Gazs thanks
I will reply anon directly 👍
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#
👍
(, Sun 18 Feb, 20:12, Reply)
# needs more counterweights
and more cowbell wouldn't hurt
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:32, Reply)
# or this
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# ..................no it doesn't
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:35, Reply)
# it's funny cos it's fat Tory cunt Eric Pickles
Fat Tory Cunt Eric Pickles
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# i may never make pumpkin soup again
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# With one that large, you wouldn't have to...
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# FAKE
The penis is too big
(, Sun 18 Feb, 17:17, Reply)
# fp this now! etc
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# those things are the reason i have a very firm grip
the squeezy things that is, not captain bitey
(, Sun 18 Feb, 14:24, Reply)
# hah I typed
'those squeezy grip things'
into google for the image
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# hahahahaha
(, Sun 18 Feb, 14:33, Reply)
# Never heard a woman call it that before
Never heard a woman call it that before
Never heard a woman call it that before
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:31, Reply)
# squeezing is fine
as long as my nails stay out of the way......
(, Sun 18 Feb, 16:36, Reply)
# Karma!
Pitiful Susan Boyle suffered merciless abuse at the hands
of her co-joined brother, Lance. Courts finally issued a
separation order and he spent his remaining days gathering
dust on a shelf--an accomplishment of sorts, for a man who
existed only from the neck up.

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# Yeah,
this is a great thing to wake up to
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# If it's a problem, I'll wake you up earlier ;p
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# No thanks!
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# Oh I get it
Lance Boil LOL
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# Nothing gets past you, Pint!!
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# Things are looking up
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# there's a disturbing lack of zombies there
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# presidential curfew
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# He ate them all. With ketchup.
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# He appears to be in a Mexican mall.
Biting satire!
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# :D
in not building
m w
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# To the Bimbo store!
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# Apply at rear entrance
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# I had a job packing fudge into boxes once but my friends kept laughing at me
I got another job lifting shirts off rails - who's laughing now?
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# ummm--lifting shirts off rails is not a familiar expression on this side of the pond but
it sounds like it enabled you to see some tits, no?
(, Sat 17 Feb, 14:41, Reply)
# Gah, you people.
You can even use the expression "fanny pack" in polite company without having to stifle a laugh.
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# *stifles laugh*
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#
what is this kwiff betting thing on the telly? spelled to sound like quiff (ok) pronounced by a merkin to sound like queef (most unseemly)
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# Chwegwin?
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#
Might be. Might just very well be.
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#
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# So, they laughed at you for packing fudge
and they didn't laugh at you for being a shirt lifter (homosexual) who lifted shirts off rails (Urban Dictionary, rail = a horizontal erect penis of a guy laying down?) I fail to see much distinction.
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# I was a deez'l fit'er at the Hanes Undergarment Manufacturer.
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# yep, deez 'l fit her
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# I had to garden up a hill once.
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# I didn't notice...
...too busy drilling marmite :(
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# Do they only order a second cigar in once someone has bought the first?
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# whew...another wtf comment. You guys are a tough crowd this morning! :)
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# Well, right now I don't feel too agreeable.
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# yay
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# 15 fucking years!
congrats
(, Sat 17 Feb, 13:02, Reply)
# congratus
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# You've wasted your life
;-)
(, Sat 17 Feb, 15:27, Reply)
# Hello new person
Please read the rules.
(, Sat 17 Feb, 16:08, Reply)
# Bloody youngsters... ;)
Congrats! :)
(, Sun 18 Feb, 21:30, Reply)
[challenge entry] Ripped Horse makes use of his Gym Membership


mod: fixed image link. When you post, click "Switch to image mode" if you want to embed an image.
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# I think you got the right /board to begin with
you just need to find the embedding option (on that horrible site) that starts with something along the lines of Ye Olde Embeddinge
(, Sat 17 Feb, 8:54, Reply)
# Here
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# Also
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# I'VE REPORTED YOU
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# Thanks mod.

Making me look like a prick now ;)
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# YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED
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# Is this yours? I don't think so. I've seen it before somewhere.
REPORTED
(, Sat 17 Feb, 14:21, Reply)
# I like to think of this in terms of great minds and all that, thank you very much
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# I REPORTED HIM
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# Can't we just all get along?
(, Sat 17 Feb, 15:07, Reply)
# REPORTED
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# :(
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#
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#
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#
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# moist
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# Tranny lips from Youtube
amiright?
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# I googled that, why did I google that
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#
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# HORSELIFT
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# FUCKHORSE.
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# hahahaohfuck
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