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[challenge entry] Have an old pea
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# Real news: KFC to close most of its UK stores due to shortage of chickens
Srsly, Brits--does it really matter how tall a chicken is?

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# You can't link to another forum!
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# Wah! I messed up my post! What do I do now??
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# eat a poop
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# If you've ever been around a chicken farm, you'll know that chicken shit contains
something white. I learned as a young boy that the white stuff is chicken shit too.
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# Let's hear the Drimble 'as if it were chicken in the first place' conspiracy then LOL
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# Centipede hybrids
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# I'd be inclined to believe in the multi-limbed chicken claim if it weren't for these facts:
The source of the claim is China, the rumors were perpetuated via the internet, and I heard about them on b3ta from YOU :D
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# they're finger-lickin' good!
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# Couple of months, that's all they get
Quite a short age indeed.
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# but since the can't read clocks or calendars, it's ... ....knowwamsayin?
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# How do you know?
When did you last ask a chicken what the time was?
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# I never ask chickens questions. None has ever answered why they cross roads.
They are either being obstinate, or just stupid--in which case they couldn't read a clock.
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# As we determined on Sunday, chickens cross roads in an attempt to replicate the Abbey Road album cover
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# that settles that then
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[challenge entry] Curling counts as gym, right?
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# If it's part of the Olympics, it's gotta be good for you!
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# Shit'n'Vac
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# It's all you have to poo
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# Yes indeed!
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I see no curlers. Smears at best.
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# Curling one out
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[challenge entry] boxing kitty
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# The seamless ones are the best ones!
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# Had to look at this for a long time, it looked like a tennis ball hitting a cymbal at first
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[challenge entry] Da LouLou workout !
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# 5 minutes watching that. That's my circles closed for the day.
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[challenge entry] And Lunge
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# :o)
from the top, 5, 6, 7, 8!
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# i need new glasses
i read that as anal luggage :/
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# hmm
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# Pretty good, as carrots go

3.5 stars on my carrot rating
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# TED NUGENT CARES NOTHING FOR YOUR RATINGS
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# Oh yeah?

Have you actually *asked him* about this?
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# Just look in his eyes mediocre, are those the eyes of a man filled with carrot-ratings-related doubts?
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# Can you ask him what he thinks of this one, please?
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# LONNNNNNG
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# HEEAAAVVVYYYYYYYYY
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# fuck I didn't realize I was getting into it with a carrot expert, I'm out of my depth here
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# Some people are a bit fanatical when it comes to carrots
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# I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME. FUCK HI
M AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
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# Good point sir.
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# I miss MIKETARS1, taken 2 sun
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# Chiwetel are usually ahead of the curve, so I'm eager to see what the new version can do
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# This means nothing to me
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#
Oh Viennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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# HAHAHA
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# I don't know anything about any of this what what what what
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# There's this actor called Chiwetel Ejiofor
Which got me thinking about what upgrades they might install for Chiwetel Ejiofive. Or how rubbish Chiwetel Ejiothree might have been.
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# hehe
Did need the above to get it though
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# I did
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# Ah, ok thanks :)
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# This is beyond me
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# i don't know what that is
but the one at the top has done some mad head spins
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# That was his 'Wolverine' phase
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# i do get the urge to grab handfuls of that hair and give it a squidge
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# Well, I liked it.
/ac
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[challenge entry] punch in the ball
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#
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# *guilty laugh*
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# Too many students are going to Hogwarts!
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# 'shopped images only
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# I know
She's a looker though!
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# *unlurks
*relurks RELURKS!!
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# Look at those Pearls!
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# iiiiiiiiiiiii belated candles m8
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# Bulldog chewing a wasp
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# Face like a welder's bench
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#
Peter Hitchens in a wig.
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# "I DON'T WANNA BE WALKIN' AROOOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNND........LIKE THAT!"
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# :)
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[challenge entry]
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oh yes
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# haha
He looks to pleased with himself
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# cheating the system
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# hahaha
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# heh-heh!
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# But will it rust?
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# Nice
Death Star's seen better days
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#
At least YOU appreciate what a fully-metal-jacketed pumpkin requires :P
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[challenge entry]
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# Well done
have a click.
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# Haha that's brilliant
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# Haha!
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# HAHA
Nice signage too
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# I like this a lot
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# nice
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# I LOVE this
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# Skweez-A--Way
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# Sorry, I spent all my money on ball therapy hands
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# hmm, I thought you were born with those
Unless you paid for the use of someone else's hands....in which....never mind ;p
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# Purple Yaki wants to feel your muscles.
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# That wouldn't be Teri Yaki per chance?
She's often tried to hide inside dyed hide.
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# The Yak who squeezes muscles
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# The muscle squeezer is a rare and often misunderstood breed
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[challenge entry] This way up
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