We're off to the cinema with the Tories best friends the DUP this week, show us what films they watch and what films they censor. Probably stuff about the gays, the abortions and the billion pound bribes. See all 21 images (open)
Politicize Kids Books
Politics is really dull to kids, which is a shame as they're the ones who'll suffer the most from it. So help them understand how the world works fights by politicizing their books. Push Winnie the Pooh to the left or the right and get the Famous Five to sort out Trump See all 66 images (open)
There's a horror film about a haunted camera coming out called Polaroid. Hollywood will no doubt be looking to see what other familiar products/brand names they can turn in to movie money makers, so lets beat them to it. Give us a Product Horror Picture Show. See all 109 images (closed)
This weeks image challenge is Buses. Celebrate joyful communal transport in all its forms. Big ones, little ones, double deckers, bendy, political, driving off a cliff, greyhounds, prison, school, the bus options are almost endless. See all 46 images (closed)
The Queen's Hat
Did you see the Queen's Speech? It looked like she was making an outrageous political statement with her hat. Celebrate this cultural event by designing new headgear for her Majesty. See all 60 images (closed)
The In Laws
My Mother in law has a habit of "gifting". She will take crap she doesn't want anymore and hide it around our house when she visits. Tell us your tales of the In Laws. Read all 45 stories (open)
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Sad news about Adam West. If you'd like to pay tribute in photoshop then our Ob3tuaries challenge is open.
No official newsletter this week - although we have seen a special subscriber only message to the list which you can't see unless you sub ha ha. Anyway it's not like we haven't been busy, check out both the Has Theresa May Resigned Yet? bot and also make sure you read Lord Buckhead's Manifesto. Wow. What an election. What a few days.
What skeletons are there in your family's collective cupboards? Asks enzyme. Tell us your shameful, scurrilous and generally regrettable family histories... for laughs Read all 24 stories (closed)
asked on 1st Jun at 10pm
404 part 2
We want you to come up with new ideas for the B3ta 404 (Page not found) message. We'll take the best ones and use them on the site, so it's your chance for a little bit of internet fame and immortality. See all 55 images (closed)
B3ta newsletter 674 - our fourth week back and there's a lot of stuff to talk about including saying goodbye to two B3ta heroes Roger Moore and of course Munkt0n. But it's not all sadness - there's the glorious Walkers Crisps trolling and some lovely songs. Really.
Anti Tory Election Posters
Make some new election posters for the Conservative party. Bonus points for printing them off and sticking them up in public, like the internet anarchists you are. See all 88 images (closed)
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We're off to the cinema with the Tories best friends the DUP this week, show us what films they watch and what films they censor.
Probably stuff about the gays, the abortions and the billion pound bribes.