Invent a mystery
It's been ages since we've had a good mystery in the news like the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch. So lets make our own instead. Spot UFO's, visit Elvis down the chip shop and make up some local tale of the beast that stalks the moor with the hope of duping a local news team. See all 26 images (open)
Total nuclear annihilation is on everyone's mind at the moment, so lets cheery it up a bit by photoshopping all songs, books, films, tv shows etc to be about a nuclear apocalypse. See all 63 images (closed)
Sing a song of sixpence a week of nursery rhymes, Four and twenty face swaps baked in a pie. Photoshop some old ones TOAP a few a'new Just don't forget to draw a cock on little boy blue See all 20 images (closed)
The modern world is a dangerous and terrible place. Help keep everyone safe by designing new Warning Signs and Public Safety films to cope with the dangers of selfies while driving, internet predators and fidget spinners. See all 64 images (closed)
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Invent a mystery
It's been ages since we've had a good mystery in the news like the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch. So lets make our own instead. Spot UFO's, visit Elvis down the chip shop and make up some local tale of the beast that stalks the moor with the hope of duping a local news team.
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