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one shade of meh

(ozof, Sun 23 Jul, 2:57, 0 replies)
Smells like old bullshit.

(S4RK, Sat 22 Jul, 10:01, 5 replies)
When you see how it's done it's quite incredible you never catch glimpse of the tops of the operator's heads really

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(Dr.Dunno, Thu 20 Jul, 21:08, 3 replies)
You've Been Duped.

(S4RK, Thu 20 Jul, 12:42, 3 replies)
A children's guide to the robot revolution.

(S4RK, Wed 19 Jul, 14:49, 7 replies)
Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.

(HappyToast, Tue 18 Jul, 17:41, 6 replies)

(Barbarossa, Tue 18 Jul, 11:12, 5 replies)
The Famous Five... The Secret Seven...

(monkeon, Mon 17 Jul, 21:55, 6 replies)

Was Tealord's idea and I had a quiet lunch, so...
(brianftang, Mon 17 Jul, 14:40, 4 replies)

edit - just seen barbarosa's brill FP
(The Twisted Omentum, Sun 16 Jul, 18:07, 1 replies)
DUP cinema
We're off to the cinema with the Tories best friends the DUP this week, show us what films they watch and what films they censor.
Probably stuff about the gays, the abortions and the billion pound bribes.
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set by HappyToast on 20th Jul at 9am
...no reason...

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linked to by Happosai on 24th Jul at 12am
Politicize Kids Books
Politics is really dull to kids, which is a shame as they're the ones who'll suffer the most from it. So help them understand how the world works fights by politicizing their books. Push Winnie the Pooh to the left or the right and get the Famous Five to sort out Trump
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set by HappyToast on 13th Jul at 8am
Product Horror
There's a horror film about a haunted camera coming out called Polaroid. Hollywood will no doubt be looking to see what other familiar products/brand names they can turn in to movie money makers, so lets beat them to it. Give us a Product Horror Picture Show.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Jul at 9am
This weeks image challenge is Buses. Celebrate joyful communal transport in all its forms. Big ones, little ones, double deckers, bendy, political, driving off a cliff, greyhounds, prison, school, the bus options are almost endless.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Jun at 8am
The Queen's Hat
Did you see the Queen's Speech? It looked like she was making an outrageous political statement with her hat.
Celebrate this cultural event by designing new headgear for her Majesty.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Jun at 9am
Sad news about Brian Cant. If you'd like to pay tribute in photoshop then our Ob3tuaries challenge is open.
posted by rob on 19th Jun at 11pm
A week of cows. What more could you want?
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set by HappyToast on 15th Jun at 9am
Question of the Week
The In Laws
My Mother in law has a habit of "gifting". She will take crap she doesn't want anymore and hide it around our house when she visits. Tell us your tales of the In Laws.
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asked on 13th Jun at 12pm
Sad news about Adam West. If you'd like to pay tribute in photoshop then our Ob3tuaries challenge is open.
posted by rob on 10th Jun at 6pm
No official newsletter this week - although we have seen a special subscriber only message to the list which you can't see unless you sub ha ha. Anyway it's not like we haven't been busy, check out both the Has Theresa May Resigned Yet? bot and also make sure you read Lord Buckhead's Manifesto. Wow. What an election. What a few days.
posted by rob on 9th Jun at 4pm
Wrong Number
Change the number on your favourite book, film or song title to make it infinitely funnier.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Jun at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 675 out now - make sure you read it. It's the official newsletter of the internet.
posted by rob on 2nd Jun at 6pm
Question of the Week
Family Scandals
What skeletons are there in your family's collective cupboards? Asks enzyme. Tell us your shameful, scurrilous and generally regrettable family histories... for laughs
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asked on 1st Jun at 10pm
404 part 2
We want you to come up with new ideas for the B3ta 404
(Page not found) message. We'll take the best ones and use them on the site, so it's your chance for a little bit of internet fame and immortality.
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set by HappyToast on 31st May at 11pm
John Noakes (1934 - 2017) and Shep (1971-1987) - If you'd like to pay tribute in Photoshop then ob3tuaries is open - and we've put a few of the best here.
posted by rob on 29th May at 11am
B3ta newsletter 674 - our fourth week back and there's a lot of stuff to talk about including saying goodbye to two B3ta heroes Roger Moore and of course Munkt0n. But it's not all sadness - there's the glorious Walkers Crisps trolling and some lovely songs. Really.
posted by rob on 26th May at 5pm
Anti Tory Election Posters
Make some new election posters for the Conservative party. Bonus points for printing them off and sticking them up in public, like the internet anarchists you are.
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set by HappyToast on 24th May at 2pm
Sad to hear the news about Roger Moore - and a little reminder we've got the ob3tuaries challenge open if you wish to pay tribute.
posted by rob on 23rd May at 2pm